So it has been brought to my attention that there is an epidemic currently taking the country by storm.... yes folks skull fucking; in other words ocular penetration.
According to Benjamin Sinclair, not a day goes by where a gang member does not skull fuck an elderly woman outside of her apt. building.
I take this time, to inform you to please be wary of this urban menace known as skull fucking, please do not engage in this act because it can leave you with brain damage. Who knew?
Also stay away from Ohio, skull fuck capital of the world.
To quote Mr. Sinclair, "I am sick of skull fucking." Also remember teach your children, that skull fucking is wrong and no one is born a skull fucker.
In closing remember that "if we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads." -Sinclair
Comign soon, Cooking with Kev!
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